| Peter Tranchell He'd halt the choir to declare "Altos!
 You're either too sharp,
 or too flat!"
 He'd pick sentences
 from a newspaper
 and set them
 to glorious music.
 When anyone wanted
 to phone him
 they would
 have to send a letter
 saying when they'd call
 and he'd go
 at the appointed time
 to sit in his hall
 by the phone.
 To make things easier
 his students
 came up with the idea
 to buy him a mobile phone
 for his seventieth birthday.
 He looked askance,
 "
                    A mobile phone," he said,
 "How would I ever
 keep up with it?"
 Now they read
 his obituary
 in the newspaper
 and imagine him
 conducting
 a choir of angels
 that are either
 too sharp or too flat
 and where no phone
 can reach him,
 however mobile.
 i.m. Peter Tranchell, 1922 - 1993, composer, Precentor of Gonville and Caius College and Lecturer in Music, Cambridge University. For more information on his life and work, please visit peter-tranchell.uk. |